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Y'all are a bunch of sissies! by Mattings Y'all are a bunch of sissies! by Mattings
Just some fun stuff from Bronycon 13'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNFi0X…
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:iconlordofthememes:
Lordofthememes Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014
Apple Bloom : why your so ugly you can be a modern art masterpiece !
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:iconxemnas-sama:
Xemnas-sama Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
Drill sarget Apple Bloom reporting sir!
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:iconvinnymartello:
VinnyMartello Featured By Owner Edited Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Drill sergeants don't call nobody sir. You cell THEM sir or your backside is toast. :D
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:iconxemnas-sama:
Xemnas-sama Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Suddenly I want to pull Apple Bloom by the tail. XD
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:iconyourmove17:
Yourmove17 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
Damn...those recruiters are persuasive! Also...

OORAH! SEMPER FI!
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:iconswaggerjustgotfluffy:
SwaggerJustGotFluffy Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Apple Bloom: *knocks on Discord's front door*

 

Discord: *opens door*

 

Apple Bloom: "Good afternoon sir, we are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and we are here to let you know that the open bottles of gasoline on your front lawn are a fire hazard. As you can see, we are helping the community to prevent wild fires." *points to hat*

 

Discord: "SCREW YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL SCOUTS AND GET OFF MAH LAWN BEFORE I KICK YOUR FLANKS ALL THE WAY TO FILLYDELPHIA!"

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:iconlibra-w:
Libra-W Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
:iconsoldierplz: THAT'S MY PONY!!
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:iconinthydreams:
InThyDreams Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
:iconpainiscupcakeplz: Painis?
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:iconlibra-w:
Libra-W Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
:iconsoldierplz: NO
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:iconinthydreams:
InThyDreams Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Student Writer
:iconpainiscupcakeplz: YES!
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:iconlordofthememes:
Lordofthememes Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
sergeant appleman
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:iconfenrek:
Fenrek Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
XD Legend
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:iconbronywriter:
BronyWriter Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
Ah am Gunnery Sergeant Apple Bloom, yer senior drill instructor. From now on y'all are only gonna speak when Ah speak to ya, and the first 'n last words outta yer filthy sewer mouths are always gonna be "ma'am." Do you maggots understand that? If'n you ladies leave mah island, if'n y'all survive recruit trainin', y'all will be a weapon. Y'all will be a minister of death prayin' fer war. But until that day y'all are pukes. Y'all are the lowest form of life in Equestria. Y'all ain't even equine fuckin' bein's. Y'all are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian griffin doo! Because Ah am hard, y'all ain't gonna like me. But the more y'all hate me, the more y'all 'r gonna learn. Ah am hard but Ah am fair. There ain't no racial bigotry here. Ah don't look down on stick heads, feather brains, mud ponies or shineys. Here y'all are equally worthless. And mah orders are ta weed out all non-hackers who don't pack the gear ta serve in mah beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?
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SoundwaveTFP Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Ma'am, yes ma'am!
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:iconpenblade-the-bard:
Penblade-the-bard Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ma'am, yes ma'am!
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:iconaramaru:
Aramaru Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wish I could upvote / like / favorite this comment so much. For now, uhm, *goes to profile*, have a llama!
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:iconnoble-six-rulez:
Noble-Six-rulez Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MA'AM YES MA'AM!
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:icontheamazingnoodle:
TheAmazingNoodle Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
"MA'AM YES MA'AM"
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:iconnoble-six-rulez:
Noble-Six-rulez Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Snowflake the roided Pegasus: Oorah!
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:iconspitfire3901:
Spitfire3901 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Drill Sargent Apple Bloom! ^_^ 
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:iconwatcher25:
watcher25 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
totally looks like tf2 soldier
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:iconspoopybuttperson:
Spoopybuttperson Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
We have you surrounded at least from this side
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:iconsoulveiwinterfall:
SoulveiWinterfall Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Professional General Artist
Awwwww! 
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:iconfirestorm310:
firestorm310 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013
Lol I was there
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:iconhoshizaku:
Hoshizaku Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
I've turned this into a relief cut wood carving:

hoshizaku.deviantart.com/art/C…
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:iconmightymorphinpower4:
MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
Aw 
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:iconk4nk4n:
K4nK4n Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013
Aww, this is so adorable!Heart Heart Heart Heart
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:iconfeanorkelsick:
FeanorKelsick Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
lol, awsome
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:icongraphitescribble:
graphitescribble Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Cutie marks is my business, and business is good!
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:iconkmanhbk18:
kmanhbk18 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
wow
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:icontooner13:
Tooner13 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
If fightin' is sure to result in getting cutie marks, then you must fight! 

Sun Tzu said that!
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:iconblackgryph0n:
BlackGryph0n Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
OMG This is awesome!! XD Has Michelle seen this yet?
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:iconmattings:
Mattings Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
I believe so! I think she actually re-tweeted it :P Made my day!
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:iconblackgryph0n:
BlackGryph0n Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Yeah I was just talking to her about it today! She loves it!! (As do I. I've shown a lot of my friends. It's like, seriously one of my new favorite pictures! The expression is just... perfect!! :happycry: )
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:iconmattings:
Mattings Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Oh! And tell her I said thanks! :D
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:iconblackgryph0n:
BlackGryph0n Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Will do! :D
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:iconmattings:
Mattings Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
Dammit Gryph! Stop showing my art to famous people! You're embarrassin' me!:P

Just kidding, I really do appreciate it and I'm glad you like it! The whole experience was hysterical :)
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:iconblackgryph0n:
BlackGryph0n Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
NO! You drew it, I show it off!! :tantrum:
;) It definitely was a funny moment. I'm glad Tweak handled the breaking of his cover well.
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:iconjakethearmyguy:
JakeTheArmyGuy Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
It's okay. I took it out on the privates as soon as I got back. :)
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:iconmattings:
Mattings Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
Bahh! I can't win!
True! His expression from it was pretty good too

And thanks!
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:iconranviet:
Ranviet Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013
"I bet you could suck an Zap apple through a garden hose!"
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:iconfox-starwing:
Fox-Starwing Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013
Aw hell yeah! I was there getting broken down with those guys! Awesome artwork, little bit reminiscent of the TF2 soldier.
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TheDandyScout900 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013   Digital Artist
:iconshowmeyourwarfaceplz:
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PatrickRsGhost Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
Them saddles got brandin' numbers on 'em!  You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any pony forgets his number spends a night in the stocks. These here blinders you keep with you. Any pony loses his blinders spends a night in the stocks. There's no buckin', grab-flank or rearin' in the barn. You got a grudge against another pony, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any pony playing grab-flank or fighting in the barn spends a night in the stocks. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your stall. Last bell is at eight. Any pony not in his stall at eight spends the night in the stocks. There is no cribbin' in the knealin' position in bed. To crib you must have both hind hooves over the side of your stall. Any man caught smoking in the knealin' position in their stall... spends a night in the stocks. You get two bales of straw. Every Saturday, you spread one bale around... stack the other bale in the corner... and the old straw you kick out to the shovelin' colt. Any pony kicks out the wrong straw spends a night in the stocks. No one'll sit in the stalls with dirty manes or tails. Any pony with dirty manes or tails sitting in the stalls spends a night in the stocks. Any pony don't bring back his empty cider mug spends a night in the stocks. Any pony loud talking spends a night in the stocks. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Halter, the ground walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any pony don't keep order spends a night in...
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:iconcooltomorrowkid:
Cooltomorrowkid Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"... And then he herded them onto a boat - and then he beat the crab-apples out of every single one!"
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Karkava Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student General Artist
And from that point on, whenever there are a bunch of animals together in one place, it's called a farm!

...UNLESS ITS A ZOO.
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hecc95 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconvarmintfarm:
varmintfarm Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Student Filmographer
YO DOOD. IT'S JEFF.
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Mjolnir007 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
Drill Sergeant Richardson back in the late 70's...could bench press over 400lbs...from Jamaica...called the best cadence...

And  no, I can't write down how he talked...R. Lee Ermey had NOTHING on him...

I spent a LOT of time on pushups...how could you NOT help laughing when you heard those turns of phrase...?

Carr was the best, though...do what you were supposed to do, he treated you decent...

Cross him ONCE...and you were out of the Army within a week...

Thanks, Mattings...and congrats on EQD...
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